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Thanks,
~Sean

It is with great pleasure that I announce here, available for the first time anywhere ever, a unique relic of DigiPen's past!  This legendary item is known to many as [Bill Carlson's Mattress of Unspeakable Obscenities] and can be yours if the price is right!  That's right, friend, you can own the very item that saw Bill through many "adventures" as he stood hard and tall against the whorde.  Some prefer that these "adventures" instead be named as "horrors" and still others claim they were "short stories" but none can deny the power this legendary item bestows upon its master.


Complete stats:

[Bill Carlson's Mattress of Unspeakable Obscenities]
Binds when picked up
Unique
Mattress

+100 Stamina
-50 Intellect  (Female)
+20 Spirit

Equip: Increases hardness by 12.
Equip: Improves your chances of getting laid by at least 70%
Chance on hit: Blasts your enemy with an unstoppable wave of energy, dealing 300 Nature damage and causing your target to flee in terror.

"Wait, why are there Cat5 cables tied to your bedposts?"




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